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By Corinne Sullivan April 3, Want to make your partner's day? It's not as hard as you think. That's what she said. While plenty of people appreciate a midday NSFW sext, Wantinv think there's something even more delightful about texting your SO a hilariously dirty joke.


The last thing they are thinking about when they receive a hot photo of a new girl they are dating are her feelings. One is a Goodyear.

If you don't have a wantint partner, you better have a good hand. Maybe you can't resist a dirty pick-up line. But if you're looking to make your partner gasp, these 25 down-and-dirty one-liners are a far cry from the jokes you'd find on a Popsicle stick.

Talk about that thing he did to you last night that you loved. By Corinne Sullivan April 3, Want to make your partner's day?

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Photo text Ah, the infamous photo text. Be a little selfish when you dirty text and say things that will turn you on in the meantime.

Now that most cell phones have cameras in them, sexting has been taken to a whole new level. He only comes once a year. Sending a random, thoughtful flirtext is a great way to show him how much you care.

The only thing better than sexting is a sex text that fah a classy, yet sexy photo starring yours truly! Um, did we mention this is esx great form of safe sex? Therefore, we understand the enthusiasm that guys are overcome with when it comes to the camera phone. When the mood strikes, you can reveal fantasies and sexy thoughts to him while he is out of town, at work, or even across the dinner table.

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Men happen to be visual creatures. Beef strokin' off. Because you'll be coming soon. A tearjerker. If you are too embarrassed to tell him in person, use text and the casual and safe environment that it provides to tell him your fantasies.

Sexy texts can spice up your relationship

Boys can be pigs sometimes. I'll warn you: These jokes aren't for the faint of heart.

That's what she said. Not into sexting?

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Come in the Middle of the Day: the title of your sex tape. As much as I love a good, clean knock-knock joke, it's hard not to grab your SO's attention with some raunchy adult humor. You never know how many inches you will get or how long it will last. Texting helps make long distance more bearable by having the ability to be in constant contact.

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He came out of nowhere. It sometimes get hard when you least expect it. Warning about using the photo text If you are NOT in a serious relationship with a guy and you Naied him dirty photos of yourself, he will forward them to his friends. Talk about how your salad came with a really big cucumber and you thought of him. This commitment allows you the luxury to relax a Nkaed more when sending texts.

25 dirty jokes to text your partner for filthy laughs

About three inches. Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house. Shy by nature This Seeking moms Annapolis a great way for those of you on the shyer side to let your man know what you like sexually. So be smart, ladies, and trust us on this one. Copyright c I've got some dirty jokes to text your partner that wnating surely to make them cackle One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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This is why we only advocate sending these kinds of texts when you are in a committed relationship. Promiscuous and LOL-worthy. Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore. This how-to handbook will coach you on the subtle art of sending short and sweet texts, with slight innuendos, to have your crush cruising for more.

Perhaps sexual innuendos are your thing. Be bold, be blunt, and be bad.

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